Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Jesus for Johnston

Yesterday morning I received a call from the notorious Mr Jenkins, the 'Rubbish Warrior'. There's an election looming an Tevor is fully engaged in campaign mode!

His persona this year: Jesus for Johnston!



He asked me to help him get some props for the campaign, but I flatly refused. "I want nothing to do with your mad attempts to hijack the democratic system! Besides I work for a church! Do you think Jesus would approve of you doing this?"



"Yes" he said then he proceeded to describe an interview inwhich he discussed his policy platform. 
The question he was asked was "How are you going to reduce the cost of living for Territorians?"


His answer was convincing and articulate. He simply repeated some basic instruction that Jesus had left his disciples a couple of thousand years ago which completely contradict the current capitalist attitude of smash and grab when it comes to our common welfare and the management of resources.  

Sneak peak at Trevors policy platform:

"campaign slogan is JESUS FOR JOHNSTON The two planks of the campaign are LOVE THE LORD YOUR GOD WITH ALL YUR HEART MIND AND SOUL  and THE SECOMD IS LIKE IT   LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR
as you love yourself ie do unto others as they do unto you  on that hangs all the law and the prophets THATS  HOW I LIVE LITERALLY I LIVE WITHUT MONEY AND TRUST IN JESUS CHRIST OYU CAN DO IT TOO Thats hoe id reduce the real cost of living for the ggod burgers of johston LIVE WITHIN YUR MEANS AND BE SATISFIED WITH WHAT YU HAVE With food and clothing let us be content GIVE AND YOU WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF YOUR CUP IL BE OVERFLOWING UP TO THE BRIM AND OVERHEAD GOD BLESS 111How good is that amen..."

I thought about it and agreed. I doubt that Jesus would mind his theatrical political performance if that is the message he chooses to take to the poles.

I saw Trevor on the side of the road this morning, in full swing, electioneering.

Stay tuned for more political updates and results.


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